Some Video Examples of Why I Love Africa(ns)...

... Because this guy either just woke up or just got off the shitter and proceeded to throw down a tribal war dance for the amusement of some white tourists:

... Because the nursery school kids throw their hands in the air like they're at a Jay-Z concert while singing Old McDonald Had a Farm :

The who, what, where and why of this last video aren't quite as obvious, but if you look closely you'll realize the following,
    Who: some absurd South African gentleman
    What: smoking a cigar
    Where: in the security line at Johannesburg International Airport
    Why: who the fuck knows (or cares), but it's phenomenal