Cromartie would have less kids if he would only...

(drove by this sign on my way from Steamboat Springs to Denver and had to pull over to take a picture)

Someone Call Ma Nature and Remind Her it's April!

I knew I was in trouble when I landed in Denver yesterday and heard the following from the pilot, "Welcome to Denver, where the local time is 10 past 9 in the morning and the outside temperature is 28 degrees".
What the fuck! It's April! And I woke up to this outside my window:

CJ Should have starred in this commercial...

Yeah I went to Wrestlemania

... what of it?

America's Little Hat

I'm on my way to our neighbor to the north for meetings in Toronto this week.
Note to self: do not schedule your first meeting at 10am; this requires you to take a flight at 6:20; which means you are sitting at the gate before 5:00am - which is what I am doing right now.
What the fuck was I thinking aboooooot when I scheduled this???